Today I had a Dr. appt. It was at 7am this morning. I know, I know, it was the only time they had for today. Insane! Most of you know the routine, when you get inside the office, they weigh you, which I think I gained 6-7 lbs in the last 2 weeks. Then you put your stuff down and you go get your pee cup. This is where my story comes in.
I went into the restroom, did my thing and I had a jacket on (cuz it was raining) and I knew I should of taken the jacket off, but I did not, so what happens, I get my zipper pull for my jacket in my pee cup. OH MAN!! Not good. So I wash it off and try to dry it off and , eww this is just gross. I wash my hands and get my pee cup and get ready to head out the door and I thought, "You know, you have a skirt on, you better double check to make sure it is all in place." I take my hand off the handle to check my skirt and is my skirt where it is suppose to be? NO!! It is tucked up in my underwear. OH MY WORD!!! Unbelievable. I am losing my mind and even my sense of dressing myself. My goodness, what pregnancy does to your mind! So, I just bust up laughing and could totally in vision myself walking out the restroom door and down the hall in the DR office with my pee cup in hand and my skirt tucked into my panties. I fix my skirt and am so thankful I double checked and head back into my room. Laughing the whole way. It was only a little after 7am, what would the rest of my day bring?
I have had this happen before with this same skirt, it was a couple months past and I was at work. Luckily I double checked myself to make sure my skirt was right. Good thing huh? :0)
Something I noticed later today, I was wearing my inside out panties. (they were on correctly). I wonder, do these panties have it out for me? You might be thinking, not the panties girl, how about you learning how to dress yourself. If you have been pregnant you understand this story, if you have not been pregnant, you honestly are in for the ride of you life when you are.
I am learning to laugh more and more at myself through this pregnancy. Laughter is good medicine and is good for the soul and lightens your heart. If you can't laugh at yourself, you are in for rough days.
Hope you all enjoyed this story. Another one with the absent minded pregnant lady.
Have a great day and laugh!!! ;o)
Friday, July 27
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3 comments:
Oh,Jodi, you do my heart good.
Cause I find it tough to laugh at me... I need to take lessons from U & Dad... especially these days!
What a crazy day... I think the panties are out to get you...
cut them into tiny pieces :-)
Ohmygoodness!
You made me laugh out loud again!
I think it is extra funny becuas it is happening to you!
It is more stuff that would normally happen to me...so I love that it is you instead! You at least have an excuse right now! :)
That is sooo funny! I can't believe all that stuff is happening to you. Jodi, hang in there... it's almost over. Some day you'll look back and miss these days of a growing baby inside! It will all seem so far away!
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